This is one of my posts for The Big Bear Butt Blogger’s Writing Challenge.
Flying high above Azeroth, he was feeling hungry.
It was a cloudy night. Not a single star in the sky.
He wasn’t afraid of being seen though. He black, the deepest of black, and his scales hardly reflected light at all. He was effectively hidden from view, flying upon silent wings.
He was hungry…and he spied a juicy morsel down below.
Spiraling…
Spiraling…
Slowly spiraling down toward the unsuspecting knight.
Really, what was he doing down there anyway?
Deep in the Dustwallow Marsh, coming entirely to close to Wyrmbog.
He wants to be eater. Surely, he’s here because of a death wish!
Well, he couldn’t let the poor thing wish in vain…
The great wyrm stretched his slender neck. Grinning a wide malicious grin, licking his razor sharp teeth. He could almost feel the crunch of the platemail, taste the salty metalic tang of the human’s blood.
Almost. There.
For a split second, it was almost like a shaft of moonlight split through the clouds illuminating the knight.
The last thing he saw was the maw of the dragon coming down upon him. Right before everything blew up around him, like goblin rocket fuel put to torch.
ARRRGH! That is fantastic! Just the image I need before I go off and fight my own dragons today – as the saying goes, sometimes you eat the dragon, and sometimes it eats you…
Great story!
Thank you so much! Always remember to look up, as well as around.
hehehe
Z
No! No! I’m sure he got away! I’m sure of it! Stupid, stupid dragon!
*coughnohedidn’tcough*
Just imagine that it is a person of your faction using the Vial of the Sands’s Dragon form…and he pounces on someone of the opposite faction!
Z
Hee hee! This perspective is so original, well done!
Thank you very much!!!! I really appreciate it.
<3
Z
I love the building anticipation you built in there! Great read!
Thank you so much!
I love that you captured the crunchy deliciousness that is all a paladin represents to a mighty dragon.
Yep, has to be a Knight of some sort. A Hunter wouldn’t be caught dead that unaware.
Z
Ahh! Run away little guy! Noooooooo…
My inner BRK was coming out. He usually referred to Paladins as cockroaches. So hard to kill in pvp. Now, if hunters could only tame dragons!
Paladins are hard to kill in PvP now? Noooo…
Step 1: Steal Buffs
Step 2: Hurt them
Step 3: Take wings
Step 4: (assuming you still need it) Deep Freeze
Step 5: I forget what 5 is for
Step 6: Oh yeah 5… Do a little dance, make a little love, Get down tonight, get down tonight
So, how exactly does a hunter deep freeze? Or, did you forget #.05 – Roll a Mage.
BRK used to say they were like cockroaches. Really hard to kill. He said that the worse part about it was that you had to kill them twice (assuming they knew what LoH was for).
#.05 – Roll a Mage?
Roll/ReRoll Mage is the unspoken statement at the beginning of every statement I ever make… No before every breath it is Roll Mage… no every heart beat is Roll Mage.
Find a nice quiet space, start the mantra re-roll Mage… continue…
See… didn’t you just find a space of complete calm… so pleasurable…
Even better, we get to fry the Paladins in their own tins.
So very relaxing. Very, very zen…
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